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"Dogs have masters, cats have staff."
(Curt Rich, quoted in Cooper's Corner, Guns & Ammo/June 2001.)

Why is a cat's tail like the end of the earth?
Because it's fur to the end.

But if it has no tail?
Then it would not be so fur.
A cat is never too busy to take a vacation.
Cats don't think daydreaming is a waste of time. (from 101 Reasons Why A Cat is Better than A Man.)

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Attractive kitten seeks position
purring in a nice little girl's lap.
Will also do light mouse work.
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"I heard you got a new cat."
"Yeah, they claimed he was a Siamese --
but he can't speak one word of Siamese!"
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There once were two cats of Kilkenny.
Each thought there was one cat too many.
So they fought and they fit,
They scratched and they bit,
'Til except for their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats of Kilkenny,
There were not any!

Watch for a new cat tale every week.

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Sooty in her dress, hat, and glasses.