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by Nathan Allen
adapted by C. McKenna Chawn

The football coach is furious! But that's not unusual, as football coaches go. They're always yelling about something, and this one is no exception. He storms in the room and begins his ranting and raving at the team, during the half time break. "All right men, huddle up! Everybody sit down! Never -- in my thirty years of coaching, have I seen a more miserable, ragged, sorry, sloppy excuse for football! Football players! I could train seals to play a better game!" The entire piece is hilarious, and at the end, you find out that after all of the terrible things he says about the game, they're winning 60 to 7! Excellent for a junior/senior high guy.

approx. 5 min.